Chicken Poop® 100% Natural Moisturizing Lip Balm, Free Range Chicken Poop, Original Lip Junk, 1-Tube

If you're expecting a parody review and a hearty chuckle, this isn't the review for you. Sorry. Considering how well this product works and how pleasurable it is to use, I'd be remiss to label it as a parody product, too. Rather, it's just a bit of creative marketing - which worked on me, and I have no regret or buyer's remorse. This is actually some of the best lip junk out there, actually THE best at this price point.My sister takes some medication that dries her out, and is therefore somewhat of a lip junk connoisseur. She goes through lip balm like no one I've ever seen. So, it's been somewhat of a running joke between us that I try to find unusual brands of therapeutic lip stuff to give her when she comes to visit. I've given her some oddly flavored ones over the years, including Pickle Lip Balm, Nacho Cheese Flavored Lip Balm, Accoutrements French Fry Lip Balm, Accoutrements Lip Balm - Wasabi, and many others too numerous to list.When I asked her to describe this product for my review she said it was, "superior," and rated it as a 9 on a scale of 1-10 for Best Evah. Her all time favorite (rated 10 on our scale) is LipDrink Lip Balm SPF 15 - Jane Iredale - Lip Color - LipDrink Lip Balm SPF 15 - 5.2g/0.18oz, which is competitively priced here at the marketplace, but considerably more expensive than the product at hand. She was unable to describe the flavor of Chicken Poop Lip Junk, but said that it reminds her of shea butter, jojoba, or avocado oil; I think she just meant that it's reminiscent of high end lip therapies that contain natural ingredients. Just for comparison purposes, she universally gave the other novelty brands (those listed above) a 5 out of 10.Overall, this one's a winner particularly at this price point. It wins for moisturizing effect, durable wear (infrequent reapplication required), texture and feel, and flavor (which is minimal). Plus the tube is certainly a conversation starter. I think the only reason she gave it a 9 (instead of a 10) is her brand-loyalty to the Lip Drink product. Interestingly enough, when I asked her which one she carries in her purse, the answer was, "the Chicken Poop,of course." To me that says it all.This is the brand that earns the Purse Distinction in our family. After all, we do try to minimize the extraneous junk in our purses, so anything that earns a ride therein is certainly cherished.

BEST on the market BY FAR. Noticed after using a short time this winter, my lips actually looked "fuller", and the wrinkles around my lips were far less prominent. I ended up buying ALOT more of this to use all year round. All natural also. Works better than cosmetics creams I have bought. Use CPAP w/full mask. I buy liners for mask on Amazon, and also use this product before placing mask w/liner on. I have definitely noticed my nose and mouth area is not dried out from the heated moist air from the CPAP. SUPER item. Also use on cuticles. P.S. No, I have not been paid for my review. Bought first tube of Lip Junk from store. Name caught my attention, thought was funny, some sort of gag gift. After noticing difference w/using product, informed by store they only sell around Christmas time, so ordered from Amazon. Thank you.

I bought it as a joke because my girlfriend always asks to use my chap stick whenever i pull it out and i thought she'd hand it back after seeing chicken poop on the label.When i first used it i couldn't believe the flavor and how it felt on my lips.Then i read the ingredients.Makes sense since it's all natural and all these chemical products are all cheaper,inferior and mostly unhealthy.This beeswax is the bomb.Using regular chap stick is like rubbing candle wax on your lips next to chicken poop.It'll last a good while after applying if you can refrain from licking your lips because it's so favorable.I'll definitely purchase this product again.An old fisherman's secret when out at sea is to take your index finger and run it down the crease of your nose starting at the bridge and applying the natural oil produced by your body to your lips.Sounds gross but in a pinch it works pretty good keeping your lips moist.

Really didn't appreciate the intense lavender flavour and strong scent. Nothing beats Burt's Bees! (We all have our seasoned favourites!!)

Ok, most people get this as a novelty. But it does work really well. My one star deduction is for the taste. It's not chicken poop (as far as I know), but it reminds me of... Listerine(?)

Been using for a long time, even my five year old uses it now. Leaves my lips soft and not sticky. Great customer service too

I’m not a big chapstick person, but a few ladies at work pulled a tube of Chickenpoop out and were ogling over how much they loved theirs. I looked at them like they were crazy, but after a half hour ordeal of listening to them go on and on and on about how soft their lips are I agreed to give it a try.OH MY LANTA THIS STUFF IS THE BEST.I didn’t know I had dry lips until I used this and now I can’t stop. It does have a very strong lavender scent but I like lavender so it’s not a problem for me. Seriously just try it, Chickenpoop is bomb.

The absolute best, most incredibly wonderful lip balm product I've ever used. I've tried most every product & none have even come close to the healing properties of this outstanding product. It's 5+++ stars for it's healing of dry, chapped, burned, peeling & uncomfortable lips. I'm a RN Case Manager & my lips get so dry @ the hospital where I work. I've told my RN colleagues about this product & all who've purchased feel the same as I. I will "die" if this product ever ceases to be available! Purchase this- you eill love it & never find sny other lip balm product even close to tbis one!