Magic Wand Massager Rechargeable HV-270 – Cordless Multi-Function Variable-Speed Neck Massager with Soft Silicone Head - Personal Massagers for Women, Neck, Hand, Back, Muscle, and Head Massager

I entered a long distance relationship with a woman I knew from back home in Atlanta, when I moved to Los Angeles. “Knew” in the previous sentence is a type of social media age “knew”. We had matched on some dating app years ago, never met in person, but kept following each other on social media, exchanged numbers. Plans for dates fell through, due to neglect, or lost interest. But we exchanged messages regularly. Ran in the same circles for years.When I moved to LA, our relationship grew. We’d FaceTime making meals, or getting dressed for the day, or before we would go to bed. Phone sex. All the body parts visible. We were already discussing the logistics of what her moving out would look like. She told me she told her brother she thought she found her person.She was coming out here for a visit. So I bought this wand for her to have in Los Angeles. Knowing that it would be a nice gesture, and that she maybe would be embarrassed to carry on her preferred devices. I knew from previous relationships, endorsement from women I knew, and Wirecutter recommended that this should be quality.My cat Wolf that I had, had my whole adult life, got sick the week she was supposed to come out. I knew if he didn’t get better by the weekend, I would need to put him down on Friday.She flew in on a Thursday night late. No reason to use the wand presented as I was emotionally exhausted and she was too.The next day I had to put Wolf down. On the way back into my apartment after having just killed my cat of 12 years at the vet, she tried to climb the fire escape up to my floor. I asked her not to. She got mad at me. And berated me that I couldn’t tell her what to do. I snapped and asked her to just stop. I haven’t opened the door yet to come home from electively murdering my friend for the last 12 years.Once inside she told me that because I raised my voice she didn’t feel safe at the apartment. I told her “then you should probably leave”. I helped her pack, find an appropriate hotel nearby. When I walked her down she asked me “will you come to the hotel with me?” I didn’t. The relationship ended.I’ve used the wand exclusively to massage my legs and neck. It works excellent, the flexible head is much better for getting into those nooks and crannies. It’s always a joy when you realize you have a higher speed to work on those tight muscles.Great battery life. I used it weekly for about 6 months before I needed to recharge it.5 stars.

Gentlemen, if you are still using your hand you are mistaken. I know I’m unlikely to convince you with a review but for your sake I’m gonna try. I have nothing to gain by telling you this besides helping my fellow men. This thing has taken me to places I didn’t know existed. Seriously, this is not hyperbole. I’ve developed a full blown emotional connection to this object that defies all logic or reason. Have you ever had a woman in your life refer to her toy as her friend or even give it a name? Yeah. I understand now. I’ve tried other male-centric toys including a very impressive one I refer to as my ‘suck pod’ but nothing else even comes close. Suck pod is great, don’t get me wrong, but since you need to use lube its messy and not ideal for popping one off before bed. And even at its best, it doesn’t give me HALF of what this does.To level set expectations, like all things in the bedroom there’s a learning curve here. I would still expect you to have immediate success but perhaps all the talk about new plateaus or whatever will take some practice? Perhaps not. You do you. Literally.Other thoughts: I didn’t realize how big it was when I ordered it and I was worried it would be too big once I discovered the size. On the contrary, it’s perfect. I love the form factor and appreciate its curves and lines like those of a sports car or a woman. Given its legacy I did expect it to go harder than it does but that doesn’t mean I’m dissatisfied in the least. I don’t know if they’re all like this but mine rattles a little when not pressed against something. That’s probably the only thing I would legitimately change about it, tightening up whatever is causing that very slight rattle. I still wouldn’t consider it ‘loud’ but for nearly $100, well, it’s the only thing that takes away from the premium feel. But as long as it holds up I would not hesitate to spend 10 times that (a considerable sum for me) and still think it’s a good deal. And that’s even with the rattle, which at this point I’ve grossly overstated. I have the battery version. I simply cannot advocate for this product strongly enough.If society has made you too insecure about your masculinity to use a product like this on yourself, I truly feel sorry for you. We certainly have our own crosses to bear when it comes to the discussion around gender roles. I promise it won’t change your orientation. If anything it will help you better understand your woman’s body and how she experiences this most fundamental human activity.If I’ve convinced you, you’re very welcome. If not, I’m very sorry. Suck pod, being unmistakably for men, is not a bad option either. You can find them on here for about $50 and they’re amazing in their own rite. They just won’t make your hand obsolete quite like this will. Anyways, sending good vibes to all!

Magic Wand brand is one of the worsts. I bought wand with was sensed to Europe. After 5 month one of the buttons was broken. I started the warranty claim. I got message from Magic wand that the warranty is only for USA. And I need to go to Amazon. Amazon said that after 180 days they cant do anything and I need to contact the producer again. Now they wont response the mails. And the fake phone number is only to let you know that they gave website or you cal record message. There is nobody with can help you. I fought that if I buy American brand I get good product and service. No way people. Better to buy Chinese. That care way more about clients. And there is nothing that the warranty works only in USA. It just cheating clients. Be ware people.

This is for the micro:I have had the original plug in magic wand since 2007 when it still carried the Hitachi name. It’s quality let me tell you. It gets the solo job done, but it can be overstimulating and awkward to use with a partner. So in comes the micro. The head is smooth unlike myOriginal wand with texture, but the head bends the same. It is great for use with a partner! So much better than the average bullet for me.