📏 Measure Twice, Laugh Always – The Tape That’s as Bold as You Are!
The Muff Products Landing Strip Tape Measure combines contractor-grade durability with a unique dual-scale system featuring both standard inches and a novelty 'Cunt Hair' unit. With 30 feet of tape, a metal case, slide lock, and ±1/16 inch accuracy, it’s a functional tool that doubles as a hilarious gift guaranteed to break the ice on any job site.
| Brand | Muff Products |
| Case Material | Metal |
| Color | Multi |
| Lock Type | Slide |
| Measurement Accuracy | ±1/16 inch per 10 feet |
| Product Dimensions | 4.75"L x 3"W |
V**N
The fabricator in your life will love it.
Great quality! Perfect gift!
K**G
How many c hairs does one need?
Gotta love it. Gets laughs but is still functional.
B**O
Great gag gift
My brothers loved this and use it on site
B**D
Funny for friends that enjoy thins like this
Cool tape. Order turn around was fast.
R**N
nice tape measure
this is a quality measurer but the bottom increments are for looks only, they don’t match anything that I know of and are not numbered very far out. If every 10 lines were marked I could use them like Centimeters, but they aren’t.
L**W
Great product
Great for for a man in construction
P**R
Funny
Gave it to my brother for work it's awesome
C**K
I am actually impressed by the quality of this GAG gift
OK, I didn't plan on ACTUALLY putting it in my tool box - I bought it for a LAUGH... But it's actually pretty well made. OK so C&*^ hairs is an abstract measurement and not very useful in the real world, but it still has inches on the other side. It's a joke, lighten up! :-)
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