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📏 Measure Twice, Laugh Always – The Ultimate Gag Tool for the Bold Professional
The Landing Strip 30 Foot Tape Measure combines contractor-grade durability with a unique dual-scale system featuring both standard inches and a humorous 'cunt hair' unit. With a precise ±1/16 inch accuracy, a robust metal case, and a convenient slide lock, it’s a practical tool that doubles as a standout gag gift—perfect for professionals who value both function and fun.
| ASIN | B01NASTL52 |
| Batteries Included? | No |
| Batteries Required? | No |
| Best Sellers Rank | #193,741 in Tools & Home Improvement ( See Top 100 in Tools & Home Improvement ) #571 in Tape Measures |
| Blade Length | 30 Feet |
| Blade Width | 1 Inches |
| Brand | Muff Products |
| Case Material | Metal |
| Color | Multi |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (789) |
| Date First Available | January 13, 2017 |
| Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
| Item Package Quantity | 1 |
| Item Weight | 1.15 pounds |
| Item model number | 0762047800042 |
| Lock Type | Slide |
| Manufacturer | Muff Products |
| Measurement Accuracy | ±1/16 inch per 10 feet |
| Part Number | LSMT30 |
| Product Dimensions | 4.75"L x 3"W |
| UPC | 762047800042 |
T**R
For that guy… lol
Perfect gift for the guy who only knows the measurement “c… hair!” The perfect gag gift for that guy!
B**D
Funny for friends that enjoy thins like this
Cool tape. Order turn around was fast.
K**G
How many c hairs does one need?
Gotta love it. Gets laughs but is still functional.
P**S
Great gift
Bought as a gift for my brother he will love it lol
R**N
nice tape measure
this is a quality measurer but the bottom increments are for looks only, they don’t match anything that I know of and are not numbered very far out. If every 10 lines were marked I could use them like Centimeters, but they aren’t.
V**N
The fabricator in your life will love it.
Great quality! Perfect gift!
L**W
Great product
Great for for a man in construction
P**R
Funny
Gave it to my brother for work it's awesome
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