APL: Athletic Propulsion Labs Men's Techloom Chelsea Sneaker Boots

I wanted to find a pair of shoes that I was certain I’d get beat up if I was wearing. Mission accomplished. Not only did school mates beat me, my own parents and grandparents did as well. Thanks!

Whenever I return from the future, and the temporal vortex incinerates my clothes and hair, I always have trouble finding shoes to replace the carbon nanotube nanobot foot coverings that have been lost in the folds between the 4th and 5th dimensions. Well, I *did* always have trouble, until I started buying these.Not only does the foot-hugging comfort of these nearly match the tubes, they also look nearly identical to a future scrubbed completely clean of expression and individuality, just how I like it. These shoes feel like home, even though the future I come from is irrevocably erased the second I make any changes to the past.I've bought these literally a thousand times so far, and I would buy them again.

I am 11 and I bought the size 10 1/2 because they did not have my size the size 11, but it fits me good, so I will be wearing them because I do love how the look .