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title: "Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home"
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price: "€ 11.45"
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# Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home

**Brand:** dave barryarte johnsonphoenix books
**Price:** € 11.45
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- **What is this?** Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home by dave barryarte johnsonphoenix books
- **How much does it cost?** € 11.45 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Customer Reviews

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    Hilarious !
  

*by M***E on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 2, 2022*

I give this book to my friends when they find they are pregnant.  I give it before they deliver because after, they won't have time to sit, relax and enjoy it.  I first read this book many years ago and am glad I can still order it when I want to give it to someone.  Everyone LOVES it, Dave Barry, although a man, captures very well the experience of pregnancy and what women go through.  You won't be disappointed.

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    Completely accurate
  

*by J***S on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on December 1, 2000*

When I first read this, before I had (or even considered having) children, I assumed that it was intended as humor, and I laughed (a lot) at what I imagined were its comic exaggerations.  Now that I have a child, I realize that this is in fact a no-nonsense, completely serious and accurate description of pregnancy, childbirth, and child-rearing.While other baby books mislead you with emotional descriptions of the joy and wonder your "little one" will bring, Dave Barry pulls no punches in his hard-hitting, gritty portrayal of baby behavior.  There is a quiz early on whose purpose is to deter prospective parents who may be weak of heart or stomach, with questions such as "How many diapers will an average baby go through before it is toilet-trained?" or "What is the most repulsive thing a baby would put in its mouth?"  Those of you who are parents will know the answers.  Those of you who are not, be warned: you may think Dave Barry's answers are too outrageous to be true, but you're wrong!Anyway, this book is an excellent source of information for anyone who is considering having children, or who is considering not having children.  It is also useful for those who already have children, as it will reassure them that they are not alone -- though they may wish they had read (and heeded) it sooner.

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    Very very funny
  

*by L***. on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on June 4, 2003*

My husband and I are thinking about trying to conceive soon, and we thought this would be a great humorous view of the whole process.  And, it is!  As always Dave Barry brings such true humor to the process.  I especially love the recounts of conversations he's had with his child, espeically the ones that revolve around the word "Why?".... (e.g., "That's a goat." "Why?")  My only gripe is that there isn't more to this book, a lot of page space is dedicated to only mildly amusing pictures.Overall though, a fun read which you can finish in one or two sittings.

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