---
product_id: 4537658
title: "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild RetireMints Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g)"
brand: "the unemployed philosophers guild"
price: "€ 7.67"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.ie/products/4537658-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-retiremints-breath-mints-1-tin-net
store_origin: IE
region: Ireland
---

# Kosher, gluten-free & allergen-free Reusable metal tin Sugarfree & Aspartame-free The Unemployed Philosophers Guild RetireMints Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g)

**Brand:** the unemployed philosophers guild
**Price:** € 7.67
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🌟 Mint your freedom with every breath!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild RetireMints Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g) by the unemployed philosophers guild
- **How much does it cost?** € 7.67 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.ie](https://www.desertcart.ie/products/4537658-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-retiremints-breath-mints-1-tin-net)

## Best For

- the unemployed philosophers guild enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted the unemployed philosophers guild brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Clean & Conscious:** Kosher, gluten-free, and allergen-free formula for mindful millennials who care about what they consume.
- • **Sleek & Sustainable:** Compact reusable metal tin fits perfectly in your pocket or bag—style meets function.
- • **Work Hard, Mint Harder:** A cheeky nod to your well-earned freedom—pep up your day with a mint that celebrates your hustle.
- • **Freshness on Your Terms:** Sugarless breath mints that keep your confidence intact, no matter where life takes you.
- • **Perfect Gift for the Free-Spirited:** Ideal for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because—show you get their vibe with a smart, funny gift.

## Overview

RetireMints by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are sugarless, aspartame-free breath mints housed in a reusable metal tin. Kosher, gluten-free, and allergen-free, these compact mints are designed for professionals who’ve traded the office grind for a life of leisure but still want to keep their breath fresh and confidence high.

## Description

RetireMints Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g)

## Features

- You may not be in the office anymore, but that doesn't mean you don't need to worry about bad breath. RetireMints are just the thing to ensure good breath stays on your agenda, even if the rest of the day is free.
- Have you replaced long, pointless meetings with long, pointless days on the golf course? Carry around this small tin of mints to give you a little pep in your step and remind you that you worked hard for this.
- Contains 1 tin of sugarfree breathmints. No aspertame. Kosher, sugarless and gluten free.
- Each reusable metal tin is 1 3/4 x 1 3/4 x 3/4 inches.
- Click the store link near the product title for more smart and funny gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Number of Pieces | 1 |
| Item Package Quantity | 1 |
| Item Package Weight | 0.05 Kilograms |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Item Weight | 1 Ounces |
| Unit Count | 4.0 Ounce |
| Allergen Information | Allergen-Free |
| Item Shape | Round |
| Color | Retiremints |
| Specialty | Gluten Free |
| Container Type | Can |
| Item Form | Pastille |
| Occasion Type | Wedding, Christmas, Anniversary, Birthday |
| Occasion | New Year, Birthday |
| Flavor | Mint |
| Diet Type | Kosher |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
- **Flavor:** Mint
- **Diet Type:** Kosher
- **Item Form:** Pastille
- **Number of Items:** 1

## Images

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## Questions & Answers

**Q: What are the ingredients including sugar, carbohydrates, calories, and salt?**
A: Tin says "For Nutritional Info. Call:
718-243-9492"

**Q: As good as Altoids?**
A: Nope.  But they're funnier than Altoids, which just sit there, basking in their minty superiority.
They're just fine- but it's mostly about the tin, which I bought years ago for a retiring parent and the tin's still kicking around in their junk drawer, mints enjoyed long ago.

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*Product available on Desertcart Ireland*
*Store origin: IE*
*Last updated: 2026-02-28*