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Dress Code Disaster Life Saver
You already sent to chauffeur to get the Bentley. You are on the VIP list and thereby do not have an invitation card. You have decided in favour of the Girard-Perregaux. However, you cannot, on your life, remember if it is black or white tie?How gauche it would be to be seen in the wrong colours.Enter the 50 Shades Tie. Do not be misled by the band name: this is pure black and white. High-quality satin. Easy to tie: useful if you were orphaned at an early age and no one saw fit to train you in no-mirror noeud papillon skills. Extra-long and strong, always appreciated by the fair sex.Comes in an elegant branded bag with reading material for that awkward moment when the populace is watching you while the limo approaches the red carpet.Enjoy your evening! We're Only In It For The Money by Frank Zappa [2012] Audio CD
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