Newport Jerky Company Python Jerky

Just received octopus jerky. Thank you.

You gotta try this. Very interesting and tasty. A metaphor is a comparison without using "like" or "as". So if you would say "Her face turned as red as a tomato" it would be wrong, but you could say "She turned tomato-red" and you would be right. You have to think about your subject, lets say being down on your self and a friend helps lift your spirits. Now you have to mirror that situation to another situation that's the same... You can do this metaphorically by using something like a flower not getting any water and is slowly fading until someone comes by and waters it making it grow strong again.That little paragraph about the flower and the water would be a metaphor for a friend helping a friend. That’s what I am doing here with this review.

Taste was subtle and not over seasoned. Texture was soft and chewable, would never know its alligator.

The python jerky looks very dry before you open it and onces opened first bite it crumples in your mouth like it stale there is no moisture. Personally I would not recommend.

It's good stuff but expensive for very little jerky.

The taste is very natural. Thats where the “weird taste” comments come from. I love it. Tender and flaky, amazingly seasoned, natural earthy flavor, love this stuff.

Everything order wise was as should be but not something I would eat stinks and tastes nasty couldn’t swallow it lol but someone else may love it

The Good: arrived packaged well and quicklyThe Bad: super expensive for the amount (a few bites and it was gone) and the flavor was no different than regular seasoned beef jerkyThe Ugly: would not purchase from this company again as the flavor was underwhelming and they charge way too much for the quantity. Can't verify it really is what they say it is.