---
product_id: 274435474
title: "You Can't Scare Me, I Have Two Daughters | Funny Dad Daddy Cute Joke Men T-Shirt"
brand: "ann arbor t-shirt co."
price: "€ 34.36"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 5
category: "Ann Arbor T Shirt Co."
url: https://www.desertcart.ie/products/274435474-you-cant-scare-me-i-have-two-daughters-funny-dad
store_origin: IE
region: Ireland
---

# Michigan-made art & print Soft 100% USA cotton fabric Durable, vibrant QCM inks You Can't Scare Me, I Have Two Daughters | Funny Dad Daddy Cute Joke Men T-Shirt

**Brand:** ann arbor t-shirt co.
**Price:** € 34.36
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 👕 Dad jokes never looked this good — fearless style for the proud father!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** You Can't Scare Me, I Have Two Daughters | Funny Dad Daddy Cute Joke Men T-Shirt by ann arbor t-shirt co.
- **How much does it cost?** € 34.36 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.ie](https://www.desertcart.ie/products/274435474-you-cant-scare-me-i-have-two-daughters-funny-dad)

## Best For

- ann arbor t-shirt co. enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted ann arbor t-shirt co. brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Tagless Comfort:** No itchy tags—just smooth fabric-printed collar for irritation-free confidence.
- • **True-to-Size Fit:** Pre-shrunk and modeled on real people, so you get the perfect fit without surprises.
- • **Comfort Meets Style:** Modern unisex fit with a soft, ringspun cotton blend that balances breathability and durability for all-day wear.
- • **Locally Crafted Pride:** Designed & screen printed by skilled Michigan artists in Ann Arbor—wear a piece of authentic American craftsmanship.
- • **Vibrant & Long-Lasting Print:** High-quality QCM inks ensure your witty dad joke stays bold and crack-resistant wash after wash.

## Overview

This 'You Can't Scare Me, I Have Two Daughters' T-shirt is a premium, midweight tee crafted from 100% USA-grown ringspun cotton with a modern unisex fit. Printed locally in Ann Arbor using vibrant, durable QCM inks, it offers superior comfort with a tagless collar and a true-to-size fit that holds up wash after wash. Perfect for dads who want to showcase their humor and pride with authentic American-made quality.

## Description

A 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester midweight fleece hooded sweatshirt. Professionally applied and properly cured screen print.

Review: Great quality T-shirt! The fabric is soft, breathable, and feels durable. The fit is true to size—not too tight or too loose—and it holds its shape well after washing. The color looks exactly like the photos, and there was no shrinking or fading.
Review: Son loved it! Good fit. Thank you!

## Features

- MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is printed on fabric inside collar, you can't feel it.
- UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you're on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing - the actual shirt on our salesguy, Rich. He's 6' 2", 200 lbs and wearing a large
- SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts - a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It's a nice balance between comfort and durability
- TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina. These are high quality inks - vibrant and durable, and highly crack resistant. Some of our designs are intentionally faded or cracked (see product photos), but our inks always "do what they are told" by our printers. We use top of the line printing presses and ovens (to cure inks) made by M&R in Illinois
- SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has been one of the most forward-thinking ink manufacturers in the industry, going phthalate-free over ten years ago - way ahead of the curve. They're also CFC free and rated as carcinogen-free by the state of California

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B07N131RVQ |
| ASIN  | B07V3PTVW4 |
| Age Range Description | Adult |
| Apparel Closure Type | Ribbon |
| Back Style | T Back |
| Best Sellers Rank | #725,352 in Fashion ( See Top 100 in Fashion ) #21,679 in Men's T-Shirts |
| Brand Name | Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. |
| Color | Tee - Grey |
| Cuff Type | Short Sleeve |
| Customer Reviews | 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (10,848) |
| Customer reviews | 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (10,848) |
| Date First Available  | 12 July 2019 |
| Department  | mens |
| Embellishment Feature | No Embellishment Feature |
| Fabric Stretchability | Non-stretchable |
| Fabric Type | 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester |
| Fit Type | Regular Fit |
| Hemline Form | Straight Hemline |
| Import Designation | Made in USA and Imported |
| Item Length Description | Standard Length |
| Item Type Name | T-shirt |
| Item Weight | 141 g |
| Item model number  | 0-fba_2daughters-man |
| Material Type | Silk |
| Model Name | 0-fba_2daughters-2010003008 |
| Neck Style | Crew Neck |
| Occasion Type | Anniversary, Birthday, Christmas, Independence Day, New Year |
| Pattern | Letter Print |
| Pocket Description | No Pockets |
| Product Care Instructions | Machine Wash |
| Seasons | All |
| Shirt Form Type | T-Shirt |
| Sleeve Type | Short Sleeve |
| Sport Type | Gym exercise |
| Style Name | Classic Short Sleeve Tee Shirt |
| Style Number | YouCantScareMeMen |
| Team Name | usa |
| Unit Count | 1 Count |
| character | sports |
| collar-type | Button Down Collar |

## Images

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![You Can't Scare Me, I Have Two Daughters | Funny Dad Daddy Cute Joke Men T-Shirt - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81rjOq8Yi6L.jpg)
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![You Can't Scare Me, I Have Two Daughters | Funny Dad Daddy Cute Joke Men T-Shirt - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81sfNTUPlEL.jpg)

## Available Options

This product comes in different **Color, Size** options.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review
*by A***R on 7 January 2026*

Great quality T-shirt! The fabric is soft, breathable, and feels durable. The fit is true to size—not too tight or too loose—and it holds its shape well after washing. The color looks exactly like the photos, and there was no shrinking or fading.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review
*by M***Y on 5 February 2026*

Son loved it! Good fit. Thank you!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review
*by A***R on 16 January 2022*

I bought this hoodie for my son who was blessed with two daughters. So it was a Christmas gift, and he loving same.

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*Product available on Desertcart Ireland*
*Store origin: IE*
*Last updated: 2026-03-05*