📱 Ditch the Distraction, Embrace the NoPhone!
The NoPhone Selfie is a revolutionary product designed for individuals seeking to disconnect from their real phones. With no data plan, camera, battery, or Wi-Fi, it offers a unique solution for digital detox while being completely toilet-bowl resistant.
J**N
great gag
Great gag, went over well, got lots of laughs
R**S
Four Stars
good gag gift, conversation starter
K**C
I hope you don't get that ***** I got at customer service.
Custom service is a joke. I'd been calling and calling and no one would answer my calls. I finally got this one old dude on video chat but he just sat there mocking me, repeating everything I said but in this high pitched whiny voice that made me want to punch him in the face. All the while with a really malign, sardonic grin on his face....he kinda creeped me out.
T**Y
It ended my modeling career
The high def mirror really shows my selfi imperfections too well. Also, the nophone storage capacity stinks...
M**K
Assembly required.
Silliest thing since pet rock. For the price, it should have at least been assembled. Nice gag gift.
W**E
Five Stars
This is more reliable and easier to use that any Apple Phone
C**D
like
I really like it
B**N
Five Stars
Incredible product, helped alleviate my phone addiction almost immediately.
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