Geranium Massage & Body Oil with Sweet Almond Oil 16oz | Silky Non-Greasy Body Oil with a beautiful scent that absorbs well, leaving skin soft for relaxing massages

How to become the next high-tech super-rich billionaire-star, and by using only clear or frosted flexible tubing, a round plastic snow sled, a permanent marker, and JUST ONE BOTTLE OF Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients! Ever wonder how you can become the next pop-culture billionaire with your own corporation to outshine SpaceX, Amazon, Tesla, Virgin (hehe) Galactic, Facebook and Google! Well, all you need is the invention of the future and with those few items listed above, most importantly your newly received order with one bottle of Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients, you have the next great leap in technology for getting people and goods into space... easy as pie ... Lickity Split (no puns intended, of course)... You doubt this fascinating idea? Nay, not one more negativity-burdened thought do you ever again have to think because WHAT YOU LEARN BELOW WILL MAKE YOU THE TECH-GURU STAR FOR GENERATIONS TO COME !! SIMPLE STEPS TO FAME & FORTUNE: 1) Open your newly delivered box of Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients 2) Verify that the size of clear or frosted flexible tubing you have selected is large enough to comfortably but almost snugly allow the round plastic snow sled to pass through while still forming an air-tight seal around the sleds sides. 3) Invite your best friend, preferably your best friend with benefits, who you can share in the delight of future stardom beside and who will look back at you with star struck eyes, - invite them over ASAP. Once your friend arrives, ask the person to step onto the snow sled and ensure that the fit is comfortable. Ask your friend to step aside momentarily, letting the person know that shortly amazing things will happen to them! Wonderful things! 4) Now fasten one end of the tubing to the ground, carefully carve a door (not all the way through) so that the door in tubing can still be closed and sealed. Now place the sled into the bottom of the tube inside the door. 5) YOU ARE ALMOST DONE! Now, step into the tubing and spread a thin layer of your Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients throughout the entire inside of the tubing. Do not fear running out because your Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients coats so well, and so smoothly, that no matter the length of tubing you have chosen to use, the silky, slick, smooth oil will coat the inside of the tube, still be able to make the perfect air-tight seal against the sides of the round snow sled which, YOU NOW START TO SEE, is going to become a FRICTION FREE METHOD FOR TRANSPORTING ANYONE OR ANYTHING YOU PLACE ATOP THE SLED ALONG THE LENGTH of the tube — and this smooth, silky delivery system that you have created will require no more energy to move through than the slightest touch of your fingers (ironically, using your Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients for its silky feel at the touch of your fingers is why you selected the purchase in the first place - and now it’s doing so much more, future billionaire!). When you have finished coating the inside of your flexible tubing /transportation revolution, prepare to hand the remaining 3/4 of the bottle of Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients to your friend. Take a moment to realize the miraculously tiny amount that you had to use and how phenomenally far went! 6) Hand the bottle of Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients to your friend who, you will realize, has eyes glazed with awe as they gleam back at you as if they are looking upon a God! Perfect chance to make a side plan to carry out shortly... as the bottle leaves your hand, lean closely in on your friend then with an airy whisper and warm breath on your friend’s ear, say only these words, “FOR LATER...”. Then turn away, with a slight sly smile as you finish the space transportation port not of tomorrow but of JUST MINUTES FROM NOW!! 7) Take one moment to write (in big bold letters) to write the name of your new corporation on the top/human-cargo carrying side of the round snow sled and on the underside write the name of your first totally tubular transport vehicle: “The Mano and Mano” as big as possible so that as it slides gloriously through the tube, slipping the surly bonds of Earth, the world will read and see the miracle you’ve made!! Replace the sled into the tube, ready to launch through with just the tiniest of finger taps along the Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients coated transport tube. AND FINALLY.... 8 [LAST STEP!]) holding the unattached end of the flexible tubing, just fling it in its entirety into space or, if you prefer, toward a more terrestrial destination, making sure the tubing is fully extended and at least somewhat taught allowing for the most direct and, of course, smooth ride for your passengers and other materials that will travel inside the tube, atop the round snow sled, in a frictionless and sweet smelling (as all Nooky is) path toward the other end. Now you have the FASTEST and least expensive and easiest method getting people, cargo, satellites - who knows what all - into space and back... the world is your oyster, future billionaire! Now go, squirt a little of that Nooky all over your friend and ask the same in return... heck, maybe you can even give each other a massage.... or who knows... the world is your oyster, future billionaire! Congratulations and enjoy! (And don’t forget to try all of the scents available with Nooky massage oil with 100% premium natural ingredients - all sweet, all smooth, all filled with comfort, relaxation, and silky smooth desire!) WARNING: Please ensure that once the tubing has been extended and the vehicle put into place that no person accidentally is placed atop it at this point! Remember, there is currently nothing at the other end. Neither this guide nor its writers or inspirations can be held responsible, legally morally or otherwise, for any friends unfortuitously flung into the far reaches of space.

So here is a review by a man, for the men out there. This is by far the best massage oil I have used. It is not overly oily but gives you enough slickness to give a great massage. You can pump extra for those areas that deserve more attention and not worry about over doing it. If you kiss areas that have the oil on then you don't really notice any taste (which is good). The massage oil also acts as a pretty good lubricant. The smell is not over powering. It smells like massage oil. My wife said it's not bad but she doesn't love it. I highly recommend this oil!

An oil named "Nooky" with a warning not to use on sensitive nooky parts. This item has geranium, citronella, and much more! Burns my lungs, eyes,... I may be sensitive to this nooky oil. I love other nooky oils.

Tried it out on my husband, he loved the massage, he can't smell things all that well, but he didn't mention anything about the scent. To me I felt like a little oil goes a long way. Skin absorbs as long as you don't overuse it. The smell lingers. Can't describe what it smells like, but it's sweet with something bitter. I tasted a little off my finger, not bad, not great either. Wouldn't use it as a lube, as I only bought it for the sole intention to do body massages on each other. Leaves the skin feeling smooth and soft which is nice. Good size for the price. Wish there were other scents to choose from tho. I always liked lavender and citrus scents. This one smells I guess a tad bit like vanilla, but not as strong. Love it tho :)

I like all the Nooky Massage oils, Lavender, Orange Blossom and Sensual, All very nice, great packaging, bottle, and pump. The oils is really smooth, some scents can be a little strong at the beginning, but they are very relaxing, everyone that have received a massage with this oils love it. I will continue to buy them.

I bought this after trying the lavender scented version of Nooky (which we liked). This scent is subtle and pleasant so I’m a fan of both scents. This one has a leg up on the lavender scented one because it is more slick and doesn’t absorb into the skin as quick, so you can use less product. I’m planning on trying the orange scent next, but this one is great and I’d buy again. The last bottle we bought lasted about 6 months with us using it about 1-2 times a week. This one is the same size, so I expect it to last a little longer because we don’t have to use as much product. No issues with packaging or shipping.

My wife and I previously used the Coconut version and it was FANTASTIC ! I wrote a 5-star review. The feel, the scent, its properties, were all better than I expected. However, I think it was so popular, that it sold out and was no longer available. So I made the HUGE mistake of settling for another scent. I purchased this "Sweet Almond Oil" version, and it is...well...disgusting smelling ! It smells just like a mosquito replant that we use on our patio ! I used one little, tiny squirt from the pump (not even .25 oz), yet I paid $20...what a WASTE ! And because of the nature of this product, it is NON-RETURNABLE ! Very upset I wasted my money. I hope this helps someone else from doing the same. NOTE: Still LOVE the coconut, but can't find it !

The oil is non sticky and is a good massage oil, I just particularly do not like the strong scent. Don't get me wrong I love geranium and citronella and all the oils in this blend , It just seems a bit overpowering.