California Exotic Novelties Sue Johansons Big Honcho, Clear

The closest to real pussy as you probably can get. Only problem is the bottom of opening tares after only a couple of uses

It feels really good, it’d just be a lot cooler if it didn’t show up all flat and weird

It seems like a pretty good quality item, but I found it too loose and did not create enough friction to work well enough. Even squeezing it tighter didnt really help. Maybe it will work better for someone else, but I can't use it. I contacted the company that sold it, and they will not take it back (which I understand) but they also do not honor their "Satisfaction Guaranteed" promise for sex toy items - which is not said in their information, so that was also a disappointment. So I am out the money and stuck with a toy that I have no use for. I do not reccommend.

Feels great and does what it's supposed to do. Not something you'd throw in your suitcase and carry with you while traveling.

This is a personal use item. I install it into a jar which is fastened to a vertical surface at the appropriate height. It serves to insure I am capable of managing otherwise difficult impulses in certain social milieu.

It's squished flat on the side with the opening. Crappy.

Realy big , i llike it

I bought this due to the 5 star review at adam and eve. This is a poorly designed product. here is why:1. I has no protective case; therefore it would attract all kinds of dust you can imagine if you live in a normal household.2. there is no opening in the other end, so your man juice would all stuck inside sometimes even if u wash it. Unless you use something like a long q-tip for this job, and this makes cleaning a tough task.3. The material is too soft and non-lifelike, you have to never touch a human to even consider the texture to be comfortable.4. It gives our bad smell even if you clean it regularly. Mine gives out a smell within 5 days.5. There is no clear instruction on how to use this thing. The paper case is all you get.6. It's really heat sensitive, you feel like touching a dead octopus every time you put your hand on this thing without putting in warm water (Can you put this in warm water? It has no instruction).7. It doesn't work well with water lubricant. I got one from adam and eve specifically for this, and it still gives a yellowish stain.8. Did I mention you have to hold the thing without a case? try imagining holding a dead octopus for 5 mins at least. It would turn you off quickly.9. The inner design is not special, and it feels like putting your stuff into cold pudding (if you are into that thing, i would say go for it).10. It's not really durable; Mine seems to have a bit tear within a few days with careful play.11. Did I mention cleaning is a bitch with only 1 opening?Overall, bad bad bad product for everyone looking for masturbating. 0 star for conning people