Product Description These are the now infamous hi-jacked customer service calls! As heard on Howard Stern (6 calls) and Crank Yankers (2 calls). Plus (as reported in the LA Weekly, September 2002) UPS has tried to stop Infestation Records from selling this CD and the Permanent Lapse of Reason CD! These are actual calls of people calling IN to resolve various customer service issues. The only problem is that the phone numbers they are calling have been hijacked by RUDE customer care misfits like Junkyard Willie, Jim Bob the Inbred Hillbilly and Blade the Drunken Rocker. Their motto is simple: The Customer is always WRONG. Unsuspecting callers get fed up, then scream, yell and raise hell! It's been said You can't find good help these days ...but it was never THIS bad! Treat customers like this at your work and you'll be out of a job! Running time: 1 hour and 13 minutes (includes 1 stand up comedy track). This CD contains 18 mostly angry calls (17 of which are INBOUND customer service calls). This is the third CD released by Touch-Tone Terrorists. About the Artist "RePete" is the sole voice behind Junkyard Willie, Jim Bob the Inbred Hillbilly, the 60's Burn Out Blade, Tic Tac the Low Calorie Loco, etc.The Touch-Tone Terrorist has appeared live in person on the Howard Stern Show while 5 cuts off the 2nd CD (A Permanent Lapse of Reason) have been aired on Howard Stern. Other noteworthy airplay includes: KQRC (Kansas City), Steve & D.C. (St. Louis), WEGR (Memphis), WNCD (Youngstown, OH), KYLD (San Francisco), Jonathan Brandmeier (Chicago, L.A.), WLIR, WMZK, KLAQ, WRHT, WSFO, WKLH, Man-Queer (Chicago), etc.
N**G
Amazingly Hilarious
This cd is so hilarious. These are real people trying to call real companys. When this cd was made UPS was going on strike. However there's no way they would ever have hired someone like Willie or Jim Bob, let alone make Jim Bob the supervisor. The guy is a genious getting into character with each transfer especially when he plays the normal guy trying to help the customer. "Jive Hussy" was so mean and so funny. I completely lauph so hard every time Willie tells the woman calling the bank to look on her calendar. Even though I know these characters are made up I still envision Willie mouthing off on the job. He is so rude. I guarentee that when you hear this you'll laugh so hard you'll hurt your stomache (not too much though, it's a good hurt).
C**H
Best cd ever
I am a huge fan of the touchtone terrorist and this is by far the best cd out! It is hilarious and never gets old. You can listen to it over and over again. No matter what profession you are in, this is hilarious. A guy with a voice changer takes 800 calls that people have misdialed. (People tracking packages for example) and lets them believe they are talking to customer service reps from the company they are trying to reach. Then he gives them a hard time, with one of the many personalities he has created. Like Junkyard Willie. Really great for a laugh.
I**T
Really funny stuff, if you don't overthink it, lol.
I used to think these guys were hilarious, until I figured out that the whole thing is scripted. It's not impromtu, unscripted phone calls like they try to make it appear. They people calling them are actually one or two actors. They just modulate their voices to make it seem like they're a bunch of different people. It was very entertaining until I learned that though. Junkyard willie is a hoot, lol.
S**N
A Cleansing of the Soul for Customer Service Reps
Junkyard Willie, Jim Bob and the gang provide the ultimate listening joy for anyone who has had to be civil to the public on the phone. The fact that the callers think they are sane individuals make the calls that much more hilarious. These customer service reps gone wacko reveal human nature fully exposed in the most raw and hysterical audio form you are likely to find on CD. Look for a few puppet reinactments on Comedy Central's instant classic TV show, "Crank Yankers."
K**D
This isn't Willie...
It's the same joke every time. Some people are pretty funny, but if you're expecting the random wacky brilliance of the Jerky Boys, it's not here!
J**S
Willie is absolutely hysterical!
Anyone who gives these cd's with Junkyard Willie anything less than 5 stars is missing their sense of humor. Maybe they can get a job writing for the hit sitcom Friends or something. These are absolutely hysterical. Real or staged they are great. I kind of doubt they are staged though- the acting on the part of the irrate customers is a little too real. Brilliant!!...
S**D
Funny
This is the funniest of a bunch of funny albums. This one is more confrontational and I laugh very hard when listening to the callers get ticked off. You will too.
N**H
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after this cd it kinda goes south . the 1st 3 cds r sooooo funny it will hurt ur brain !
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